TONY: Will you promise me you won’t pray? (laughing) Do you think you can keep it? MAN #2: I ‘ll try. TONY: You ready? Do you believe God’s going to do it now? Okay. You guys can pray. In the name of Jesus I suspend time. I speak to the metal in his body. I […]

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TONY: It’s not my fault. Oh, mama. Get ready. Mama, tell me when all the pain is gone. It’s going right now, isn’t it? Um, huh. (waiting). All gone? Give the Lord a praise! AUDIENCE: Yay! (CLAPPING) TONY: Feel the pain? Tell me when it’s gone. WOMAN #2: It’s gone. TONY: Somebody oughta give God […]

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How many of you know what CSI is? Yeah, okay. Well if you’ve watched any of these, umm, TV shows. You know, crime scene investigators they go into a crime scene, right? They rope it off. They cordon it off. Uh, other officers can’t even get in there unless they’re specially trained. Then they start […]

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