CLARICE: And so she sits down and this man jumps up. He says, “Bless God!” Now that sounded irreverent to me. He said, “Let’s kill the old man!” Audience; [laughter] CLARICE: At that point, George opens his eyes! Audience: [laughing] CLARICE: Knowing he’s the only man up there. Audience: [laughter] CLARICE: Recalling the early services […]

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CLARICE: I married him! And I became Catholic! Now I tell people I have so many ways one of them’s going to make you happy!  Audience: [laughing] CLARICE: But the reality is that all the tags that you wear I found out where Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian, Episcopalian, and Catholic the only thing that I saw […]

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SID: David got out of prison in 20 years. Today he’s married to … let me say this right, Mrs. America. You have a wonderful family. You have an amazing ministry. And I’ve got only two words to say about that, only God. Now this is one grateful Jewish man, I want you to pray […]

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