CLARICE: I married him! And I became Catholic! Now I tell people I have so many ways one of them’s going to make you happy!
Audience: [laughing]
CLARICE: But the reality is that all the tags that you wear I found out where Baptist, Methodist, Presbyterian, Episcopalian, and Catholic the only thing that I saw that they all really believed in they all had a dove! And the dove, I’d say, “Who is the bird?” And they would say, “Oh, that’s the Holy Spirit!” So I believe -now I have more degrees than a thermometer – but the only thing I found that all the churches agreed on is the Holy Ghost was a bird! So that – have any of you’all ever thought that the Holy Spirit was a bird? I mean anybody? No? You’all are so smart!
Audience: [laughing]
CLARICE: Liars go to hell!
Audience: [laughter]
CLARICE: So you just need to confess what’s goin’ on! So [sighs] I had this experience. I’m telling you a little bit about my journey. How I got to this point to be able to stand up and talk to you and talk to so many people all over the world! Because God is doing something that is so sovereign and He’s inviting you to be a part of it! Well, I didn’t understand that! I didn’t know what was goin’ on! And having a form of godliness and my husband was in real estate and his desire was to make millions of dollars and my desire was to spend millions of dollars so we had this workable relationship! That was –
Audience: [laughing]
CLARICE: You know we were not frustrating each other! So now George being; he was the head of everything! George is smart! George knows everything! He told me he did! And so –
Audience: [laughing]