So Caesar Augustus has a will with 7 seals on it. Now what I would do as a wealthy man is I would make out my trust or my will and I’d roll it up in front of the judge and then I would call my 7 closest friends who lived around me and I […]

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That’s the English translation, the actual Greek word in Mathew 24:8 is “birth pains.” Then He starts talking about in verse 14 how the gospel is preached and then the end comes. But then the end doesn’t really come because in verse 15 He talks about an abomination that makes Jerusalem desolate. Then He talks […]

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TONY: Will you promise me you won’t pray? (laughing) Do you think you can keep it? MAN #2: I ‘ll try. TONY: You ready? Do you believe God’s going to do it now? Okay. You guys can pray. In the name of Jesus I suspend time. I speak to the metal in his body. I […]

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TONY: It’s not my fault. Oh, mama. Get ready. Mama, tell me when all the pain is gone. It’s going right now, isn’t it? Um, huh. (waiting). All gone? Give the Lord a praise! AUDIENCE: Yay! (CLAPPING) TONY: Feel the pain? Tell me when it’s gone. WOMAN #2: It’s gone. TONY: Somebody oughta give God […]

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How many of you know what CSI is? Yeah, okay. Well if you’ve watched any of these, umm, TV shows. You know, crime scene investigators they go into a crime scene, right? They rope it off. They cordon it off. Uh, other officers can’t even get in there unless they’re specially trained. Then they start […]

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